Monday, July 26, 2010

More extra, extra!

I have an opinion piece in aol news this morning. If hotlink doesn’t work: aol news and click on opinion: When Two ‘Rights’ Make a Wrong.


Saturday, July 24, 2010

Extra! Extra! Extra! Vol 1, No 2 Summer/Fall 2010


Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Vampires, be gone!

May I have the pleasure?
May I have the pleasure, of killing the last vampire
or will the horrid, hordes slay us first?

When I am King, all in the realm will carry, at hand,
freshly bottled Holy water, mallet with wooden stake,
and a Pope-blessed crucifix.

When I am King, Buffy and True Blood will be banished,
along with novels coddling blood-sucking bats.
The sun will never set at Twilight.

When I am King, statues of Bram Stoker will be smashed.
Bios of Bela Lugosi and Lon Chaney stricken from Wikipedia.
Agents, editors and publishers of the genre may be Tasered on sight.

May I have the pleasure,
of murdering them all, or like the gladiators of Rome,
I ask, let me die honorably in the attempt.